Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Ustaad Thasy

I am sure u have watched many top people like Zakir Hussain, Allarakha, Tari and others playing tabla, but you all never watch, the best tabla Player in town, Ustaad Thasy.
He will teach you how to play tabla, drama style with CHAAR TAAL.
(p/s, get ready to laugh and drop down your chair)

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Funny Video of the Rally

Last week there was a Hindraf gathering at Jalan Ampang to pass the petition to the British Ambessy.
Watch this modified video below of the Hindraf gathering to protest the capture of the 3 lawyers and Khairy's speech..
Haha damm funny, very well edited.. lol

Sekatan Ke Atas Pehimpunan Haram HINDRAF


Click here to watch the original video.


And this is one more video of the response of the Bersih gathering happened three weeks ago..

Khairy Jamaluddin & Pak Lah: BERSIH Adalah Perhimpunan Haram

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Sardar Gives Audition

I know many of you love to watch American Idol, i do too, especially when there are some idiot people who cant sing just come there and do some stupid stuff... haha
love to watch that part and how Simon comments them is also very funny...
ok hang it oneside... have you ever seen a Sardar entering a show, something like American Idol..
hehe, watch it.. Oh BELAYYYY..CHAKDEY...

Thursday, September 06, 2007

George Bush speaking Punjabi

Did you know that the USA President GEORGE BUSH can speak punjabi???
I also did not know that until I watched the videos below, his punjabi is very power pack... hehe

Bush Chachu Da Interview


Bush Chachu Deh Andey


Bush Chachu Da Jamah Tafreeq


Bush Chachu Di Poem

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Just For Laugh


This came from Mental Hospital‎

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable .When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses". "The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in the bathroom with the belt of his robe. I am so sorry, but he's dead". Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry"

When 2 Name Meet (English and Chinese)

Lee Sum Wan : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Mr. Saw Lee : Yes, you can speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr. Saw Lee : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wa : I'm Sum Wan .And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Mr. Saw Lee : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone!But what's this urgent matter about?
Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan, was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Mr. Saw Lee : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter!You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Lee Sum Wan : You are so rude! Who are you?
Mr. Saw Lee : I'm Saw Lee.
Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Englishmen Convention

80,000 Englishmen meet in the Old Trafford stadium, for a "Englishmen Are Not Stupid" Convention.
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Englishmen are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A Englishmen gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.
Then 80,000 Englishmen start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the worldwide press and global broadcastmedia here, uh, I guess we can give him another chance."So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected.Sigh!
Everyone is disheartened, the Englishmen starts crying and the 80,000 Englishmen begin to yell and wave their hands shouting,"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance.
What is 2 plus 2? The Englishmen closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four"
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 Englishmen jump to their feet,wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream.
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!